T’was a man called Toeless Joe
Whose story’s full of woe
‘Cause he kicked and fought
With every drop,
But lost his toe to a crow
T’was a man called Toeless Joe
Who always felt so low
Who lost his footing
And ends up putting
On quite the eye-catching show
T’was a man called Toeless Joe
Who proclaimed long ago
That he would get back
At the dumb flying rat
That was his number one foe
T’was a man called Toeless Joe
Whose tale’s hard to swallow
Who didn’t rejoice,
Regretted his choice,
When he became a scarecrow